Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
"U won’t find exactly what ur looking for, Itl find u. Ur a good person like that, u will attract exactly what u want"
This. I love this.
*tries to chill*
*accidentally does the most*
like actually kill me
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
Goals for FALL SEMESTER!